Q: What the fuck is wrong with this blog, it says FANTASYDANCEPARTY, but its mostly TRAGIC LONELINESS AND DESPAIR.
A: Yeah no shit. This blog is depressing because I'm depressed. I try to keep it positive here and there because NATURALLY, I am a positive person.
Q: Well why you so depressed, Sophie?
A: Because my never-ending period has returned. That doesn't make much sense. I had it two years ago, it went on for a year. And now I've been bleeding for two months. CAN YOU IMAGINE?!
Q: nO! HOW DOES THAT AFFECT YOU AND YOUR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS SOPHIE? AREN'T YOU UM.. RUNNING OUT OF BLOOD AKA LIFEFORCE AKA CHI AKA ENERGY?
A: oh yeah, i am. i've tried basically everything. shamans, herbs, drugs, sex and no sex, masturbating no masturbating, weed no weed, booze, no booze, crystals, accupressure, chakra healing, sound healing, psychics, past life regression, massage, diet changes, visualization, ceremonial dance, moon cycle EFAs, fertility awareness method, homeopathics, not doing anything, david lynch marathons, single lyfe, monogamy, living with women, living alone.
OH I'M SORRY INVISIBLE BLOG-AUDIENCE I FORGOT HOW TOTALLY DEPRESSING THIS IS HEY ITS OKAY HERES SOME CATS AND BABES
OH SHIT SORRY ANY MAN WHO TRIES TO BE MY LOVER LETS NOT TALK ABOUT MY BLOODY WALLS LETS JUST LISTEN TO SOME GREAT R AND B
OH YEAH THATS WAY FUCKING BETTER LETS GET BACK TO DANCING BABY THAT SHIT WAS JUST TOOO REEEEAAAALLLL.
~~~~SINGLE FOR LYFE!~~~~~~
IM GOING TO GO DROWN IN SOME BONG WATER HAVE A ****GReat!*** weekend my nonexistent followers! (ho-okay sophie!)
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